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After Stan professes his ignorance of the Joseph Smith story, Gary’s Father begins telling the story of the Mormon prophet’s vision.

Essential viewing on Mormonism.

New Gingrich is an idiot of great renown. There is something so hopelessly gross and vile about him.
Maurice Sendak on Colbert Report

Americans for a better tomorrow…tomorrow.


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BOEHNER JOKES WOMEN HAVE ABORTIONS OUT OF CONVENIENCE | House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) joked that women decide to have abortions because they find their pregnancies inconvenient, during his address at the Values Voter Summit this morning. “Like I told you, I have 11 brothers and sisters, my mother had us one at a time,” Boehner said. “I’m sure it wasn’t convenient for her. But I’m glad they’re all here.” (ThinkProgress)

[There’s a name for people like you Boehner, I believe it’s douchebag.]

You know the common thread I notice with Republicans? They’re not good at telling jokes. They’re funny alright, they’re funny the way your school principal is funny when he uses outdated slang to appear hip.

"Yo, cool dudes, have you considered hangin’ out at the happening student government club meeting this afternoon at 3:30? Bring along some pals, your best gal, the whole gang!"

But their actual attempts at humor, not funny, remember when Fox News tried to make its own Daily Show? Commence eye-rolling. McCain’s joke: Wouldn’t it be hilarious to start a nuclear war with a Middle East dictatorship!? Wouldn’t that be hilarious?! Cain’s Jokes: Let’s electrocute Mexicans, lol! Limbaugh: Hey, guyz, Obama is a magic NEGRO, amirite? Dennis Miller: Globildy Guk, blah, blahbity boo, insecure-strict-father-model-attitude, blooblippity blong. And now John Boehner.

Here’s the thing, Repugneticans, you’re a bunch of bible-humping, minority-insulting, privilege-denying, southern-strategist, machismo, humorless creeps. You think you’re views are being marginalized, you’re goddamn right because you’re a bunch of fucking bigots and nowhere is it more apparent than in your sad attempts at joke telling. Shut your fucking mouths.

(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)

Source : prolongedeyecontact

Colbert’s Super PAC approved.


Stephen Colbert appears on “Faces of Americans with Henry Louis Gates”


Stephen Colbert defended Sarah Palin and her Paul Revere gaffe by showing us how Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.

And because Wikipedia locked down their Paul Revere page after Palin’s supporters attempted to alter it in her favor, Colbert urged his viewers to go to Wikipedia’s page for “bells” instead.

COLBERT: Unfortunately, the hardcore fact addicts at Wikipedia have undone the changes and locked Paul Revere’s page. Which is why I want all of you to go to the Wikipedia page for “bells” and make sure it reads, “Bells: Used by Paul Revere to warn the British that hey, you’re not going to succeed in taking our guns. USA! USA!”

 

Source : videocafe.crooksandliars.com

THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORT!

thomgas:

reallyfoxnews:

““I’m going to make sure that Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart don’t occupy the space of comedy alone.””

Glenn Beck, on his post-Fox News plans

I can’t wait for this.

You mean he wasn’t already in comedy?

Oh, I’m so happy there’s going to be another attempt at right-wing humor so I can watch it fail miserably and be roundly loathed by all of America. Then we can bury it in the plot next to pandering ninny Brad Stine, the unbearable 1/2 Hour News Hour and the wreckage of Dennis Miller’s incoherent rambling.

(via thomgas-deactivated20121025)

Check out this awesome sticker ILoveBender sent me. We met at the Rally to Restore Sanity in D.C. over the summer and she said I absolutely needed this sticker she picked up. Thanks, Em, I love it. (for those not in-the-know, TFN is the Texas Freedom Network who fights on behalf of public school students and teachers against the Christian right’s invasion). Now I just have to figure out where to display it. Car? Amp?

Check out this awesome sticker ILoveBender sent me. We met at the Rally to Restore Sanity in D.C. over the summer and she said I absolutely needed this sticker she picked up. Thanks, Em, I love it. (for those not in-the-know, TFN is the Texas Freedom Network who fights on behalf of public school students and teachers against the Christian right’s invasion). Now I just have to figure out where to display it. Car? Amp?