(via Blaming Evolution for Tragedy)

Yesterday I was under the impression of sociopathic loner took a collection of heavy artillery no American civilian would ever need ever to a crowded movie theater and went on a shooting rampage.

That’s what I thought the story was.

Now I’m seeing that, apparently, because he had been convinced by liberal evolutionist socialized education indoctrinators that he is nothing more than a soulless animal with no more special access to a magical post-mortem care-a-lot than a termite, he simply acted much in the way any other animal obviously does.

See, in the jungle a zebra or a bear or a parakeet, will frequently go on a rampage and just kill a dozen other parakeets or zebras or bears for no real reason. The only thing that keeps us from behaving this way is our covenant with a giant ghost who lives in outer space. To express this covenant, obviously, we mutilate our penises.