“God could have washed everybody’s car with some rain, jerk!”
Yep. God gives a crap about you getting a car wash. Totally.
What God can’t do: Stop wars, famine. bigotry, heal amputees, obliterate cancer, wipe bedbugs off the planet, prevent cult leaders from instigating mass suicides, pin down proper method of worship, assert his own agenda on social issues like abortion, homosexuality, female education, design penises without foreskin (even though he hates foreskin, evidently), etc…
What God can do: Provide $6 off on a fucking car wash.