Sadly, many Mormons throughout history have died without having known the joys of homosexuality. With your help, these poor souls can be saved.
Simply enter the name of your favorite dead Mormon* in the form below and click Convert! Presto, they’re gay for eternity. There is no undo.
Don’t know any dead Mormons? Click the “Choose-a-Mormon” button and we’ll find one for you. You’re welcome!
Hey, if they believe gay people “recruit” and that people can be converted post mortem, I guess it’s a case of fight fire with fire.
homophobia, homosexuality, mormon, joesph smith, baptist, baptized, baptism, Christian, Religion, Religious Right, prayer, god, faith, jesus, christ, devil, satan, rick santorum, mitt romney, obama, politics, media, news, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, LDS, gay, gay rights, islam, jewish, cult,