haven-escape:

Atheists are pathetic. Their excuses are worthless and all they are, are opinionated.

and all they are, are opinionated.

and all they are, are opinionated.

and all they are, are opinionated.

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

“God gave me a hard life.” “He hates me.” “Life always has a way of putting me down.”

Oh, hey look, a straw man argument against atheism. Freshly pulled out of your ass, I presume.

News flash, buddy: maybe you’d be happy if you had something to believe in, instead of not believing in anything.

1) So, you think I should just lie and pretend to believe something I don’t because it’ll “make me happy?”

2) “The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.” - George Bernard Shaw

Sure, blame God for the reason you hate Him.

Lol, what? Do you even know what you’re talking about at this point?

What a pathetic way to cope. Suck it up and deal with the real world, fuckers.

The real world, eh? You mean the one where magical ghosts from another dimension make wagers based on the loyalty of talking primates?

Sorry He’s not gonna make it all flower fields and picnics for you.

Well, why the fuck not? If God were real and he could make it all flower fields and picnics what’s so great about throwing in a little misery and starvation?

That’s when you turn to Him instead of posting annoying bullshit on tumblr, the Internet, shoving it down your family’s throats.

Here’s the thing, ya dumb jackanape, most of society is dominated by religious people who are kept religious, despite the obvious lack of logic pointing to a god, by a sense of community. Atheists don’t have a church to gather at every week and chat about these things, but we do have the internet, so why don’t you scurry back to your little free doughnut and coffee meet & greet and kindly stop being a dick about everything. Thanks. 

Nobody wants to hear it, nobody wants to picture their son, daughter, aunt, uncle, mother, father, boyfriend, girlfriend - you name it! burning in hell.

Well, that’s the problem, kid, you believe in god because you’ve been taught to fear. They pump this shit into you when you’re younger than 5, is it any wonder you ‘believe’ it?

But keep up with an attitude like that and you’ll really have something to whine about.

I bet you have daddy issues

See you in Heaven, suckers! - oh wait.

What a classy thing to say.

*If I offended any of my followers, good! And unfollow me while you’re at it. I don’t want you following me, anyways, if that’s the case.

If there’s anyone you’ve offended, I’m sure it’s your future self. I’d be really embarrassed if I ever said anything like this. Even more embarrassed than I am of my former religious beliefs.